Summer 2003
Kyoto applies for new nickname
| Stephan "Kyoto" Jacob has reqeusted a nickname change pursuant to his purchase of a new fuel efficient Volkswagen (pictured on right) His Plymouth Duster is on its way to Korea where it will be converted into several Hyundais. Coincidentaly, clouds of blue smoke which have been reported in the Mt. Tolmie area have dissapeared. |
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As an interim measure Stephans old nickname "Euro" has been reinstated. "The Duster meant a lot to me but sometimes you just have to let go" - Stephan
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Gadget receiving award from the Commissioner at last year's banquet.
| Hula Girls arm reattached after tragic fall. |
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| The Commissioner's dashboard Hula Girl had her arm severed in a .5 meter fall. In a delicate operation the arm was reattached and we expect she'll be back bobbing on the dash in no |
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| Tres Nedwidek has put the finishing touches on the 2003 highlight video. The award winning film has been approved for distribution by the Commissioner's office and copies are available from Nedwidek Films. |
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If you would like to rent the video it will be available at all Blockbuster Video stores in the comedy section. Unauthorized transmission, re-broadcast or copying of this video is heartily encouraged. |
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Tres receiving award for "Best Low Budget Basketball Documentary"
Euro displays his new ride.
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Gadget's health on the mend. |
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| The inspectors health is rapidly improving. He is expected to attend beersketball perhaps as early as next week - could basketball be far behind? It's been reported that Kyoto - oops Euro - is concerned that his bid for an unprecedented |
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back to back player of the year award might be in jeopardy.
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Hummahummanookienookie enjoying some R & R after arm reattachment.
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Mr. T. off to Rivers Inlet |
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| Next week, Mr T. will be heading to a fishing lodge in Rivers Inlet on an investigation. Sources report that his group is hot on the trail of the "nipple ring dancer" who has been implicated in a series of entertainment violations across the province. As part of his cover Mr. T. and his staff will be disguising themsleves as fishermen. He is promising to bring back a "Smiley" and we are planning a fish fry at the Commissioner's residence in early August.
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Mr. T. deputizing OFBA members at the 2003 Awards Ceremony |
